- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Lets go Yankees

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue shotgun How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose and shoot it with a blue shotgun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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