Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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I never asked for this.

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Women's rights

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TOBUSCUS

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