If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Chicken penis.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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soccor

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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This is not an anti joke.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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