Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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this girl died

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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