Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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