- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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