- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

A: B: No pun intended.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

whats a dick a dick

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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