"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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