what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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