jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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melon

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

President Donald Trump

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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