why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Knock knock Come in

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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These Jokes suck.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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HI MY NAME IS DOUG

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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