What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

My pet rock died.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

God

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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