- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

I'm off to my tank guys!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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