- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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