Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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