whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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