- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Scott Gomez

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Whats white and sticky fluff

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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