- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

one day i went to bed

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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