how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Butt Sex.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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