What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Anti Joke

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