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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Women's rights.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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whats a dick a dick

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Cancer.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Penis

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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