Nicolas Cage

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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A man sat on a chair

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Here's another:

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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