Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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donald................duck for president

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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