What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Anti Joke

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