- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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