There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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knock knock. come in.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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pickle sniffer

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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