Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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KKK

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Anti Joke

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