- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

An Asian walks out of the library.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the man without a tongue say...

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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