What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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knock knock Come in!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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religion.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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you are a åsshole :)

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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