- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Patriarchy.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

Knock knock Who's there Police

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Yeah right loser!

hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Womans profesional lacrosse

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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