- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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