When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Mitt Romney.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

Grammer is very important

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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