- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

my whole life!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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