Penal Dysfunction

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

The Holocaust.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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