Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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