- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Wheelchair high jump

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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