- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Justin's hair

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Penis

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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