Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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women's rights

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Rebecca Black

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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