- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Justin's hair

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Penis

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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