How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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Woman Rights

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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