what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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I never asked for this.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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TOBUSCUS

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Women's rights

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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