What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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