- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

The Pope

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

kiss me?

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

your mum

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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