- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shut the cork up!

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

What do you call a black priest? Father

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

Andy Carrol

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

religion.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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