Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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