How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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this is not an anti joke

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Republicans

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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You smell like shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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