- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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