Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

im not as random as you think I- Potato

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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