Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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