drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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girls lacrosse

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Flop dog

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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