Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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