What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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A handicapp walks into a bar

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

0 + 0 = 0

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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