- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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