- Anti Joke

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.