How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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