Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Your Mom.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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