What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Twenty-Four

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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