- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

I never asked for this.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Pickles

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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