- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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