- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Roey Jegen

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

matty russel are you on here

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

I had sex with my mother in law

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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